Name(s): luke, michael, you dick, babe, baby
Age(s): 19 (michael is 84 in spirit)
Likes: each other, dogs, ducks (i typed dicks but i mean...), dumb movies, Doin It, weird anime, never finishing tv shows
Dislikes: everyone except each other and max...and sleeping
jesus christ i have no fucking clue how i'm going to do this cos i'm already stupidly emotional and i'll probably just cry all night like a giant fucking baby and then you'll divorce me AND THIS WILL BE ALL FOR NOTHING, imagine that, the end of our marriage...an anniversary mental breakdown. ANYWAY. things like this will never stop being hard to do and i'm not saying that cos it's just so hard to talk about how much i love you, cos trust me that's not hard at all, but i'm so bad with words none of the things i say ever feel like the right thing or good enough. i guess that's kind of a theme for me, the whole insecure and inferior thing but i remind myself everyday that you married me and no one else so obviously i'm good enough for you and that's really all that matters. first of all holy shit it's been two year??? that's crazy but at the same time i'm really not surprised we've made it this long. i'm sure there are people out there that never thought we'd stay together but they're assholes and we're better than them. i really wish it were possible to put into words how incredibly lucky i feel to not only be your husband but to just have you in my life in general. i know i've told you this plenty of times before but my life was such a mess before i went and fell in love with you. i'm so glad that it happened, i'm so glad that my life changed completely. i'm so happy that i have someone in my life who loves me unconditionally which i know isn't easy. i know i suck sometimes, i know i'm not the best husband always because i'm just stupid when it comes to a lot of things but that's me and it doesn't reflect on you as a person at all. i will never stop telling you how perfect you are, no matter how much you deny it, because i know i'm right and that's never going to change. you are the most amazing person i've ever met and you've made my life amazing just by being in it. i would honestly be a mess without you and not even a hot mess, just a regular stupid and pathetic mess. i'd be so lost and even more out of my mind than i already am and lord knows that'd be a terrible thing. if i could put into words how much i love you then i would but honestly it's impossible, i've been trying since the day i realized i was in love with you and i've just been speechless in that area. there have been times where i woke up in the middle of the night like OH THIS WOULD WORK but then i remember that there is no combination or words or anything that will ever be able to express the love i have for you though i wish there were because that'd make this so much easier. i need to wrap this up before i use all of my words and i still need them for other things EYE EMOJI anyway, these have been the best two years of my life, i've never been happier than i am now and there's no one else or nothing else in the world that i have to thank for that except for you. so thank you for putting up with me and thank you for loving me despite how ridiculous and terrible i can be at times, thank you for changing me and making me better and just thank you for being you because you're all i've ever wanted and needed. i've told you a million times and i'll tell you an infinite amount more times but i love you more than anything in the world, happy 2 years babe!!!!










is luke the most perfect husband ever?
       • yes, why would anyone even question that.

what makes him the most perfect husband?
       • too many things to list but he has a nice butt and i really like his beard

when did you know you were in love?
       • it's hard to pinpoint the exact moment when i knew but i do remember vividly the first time i said "i love you" and i tried to play it off and blame it on being drunk, which i was, but i still meant it and it didn't go how i had hoped but that's okay because it all worked out and now i say it a million times a day :)

what's your favorite thing about luke?
       • i already said butt and beard!!!! but let's do this (this isn't a complete list by the way)
          ▲ perfect eyes
          ▲ the most amazing smile i've ever seen
          ▲ big ass shoulders that i luv
          ▲ hella sweet but a total brat too
          ▲ no one else laughs at my jokes
          ▲ nice hair too
          ▲ THE LIP RING!!!!
          ▲ i don't wanna write a book right now.

what's next?
       • more happiness. more love. more dogs. some ducks, a goat. more time in our house (fingers crossed). more being us. family time. no human children. cooking together (???). traveling ON OUR OWN. being teenagers for a bit longer. an eternity. a lifetime. an infinite amount of years together. we're gonna be hella old assholes.

once again babe, i love you so fucking much and i'm sorry this took forever but as you can see i'm stupid and i screwed it up a million times BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH thank you for dealing with me for two fucking years, i don't know how the fuck you did it but you're a saint and you deserve an award for it but you have me and that's your award okay? OKAY KEWL.